toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era. 

(via centrifugal-motion)

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

(via pizza)

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

(via iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

(via neverland-misfits)

jimmyyesvak:

vintagernisery:

rhydonmyhardon:

reblog if you remember lil’ bill a.k.a black caillou

except lil bill wasn’t a lil bitch

DROPPING SOME SICK BURNS TONIGHT HOT DAMN

(via twiinkies)

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

(via petcanadian)

maxterbate:

is it spelled doughnuts or donuts what the heck

(via un-balanc-ed)

fffcuk:

this guy i went to school with fingered his cat and his girlfriend broke up with him right after she found out and she was like “when i told him he needed to practice i didn’t mean with his goddamn cat”

(via maxterbate)