This tweet is so important to me
i almost scrolled away
great April Fools prank idea, replace all the sugar in your house with heroin
Seems legit to me….
faked the whole squad
faked the cameraman too
sikk tekkers bruv…
This is illegal in 63 galaxies
Ever wondered what Sherlock would be like if John and Sherlock’s personalities were switched? Like John was the one who was a twat and Sherlock was the really nice and polite one?
Oh, that’s easy:
and that’s when you run away and never look back
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*
I love Lupita Nyongo’s Brother
because he literally did
exactly what we would do
if we went to the Oscars
except he did it 220022932 times better.
Basically how the Oscars went down.
transparent lil shit that happens to be available as a pop up for your lovely blog [install here]
if you are going to use it please reblog or like :D
dad and mom
treat or trick
josh and drake
cheese and mac
stop that thank you
jelly and peanut butter
George and Fred
white and black
Juliet and Romeo
This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr
sam and dean
dean and sam
it works both ways
Today is the day that Marty McFly goes to the future!
wow. this is actually very important.