bowserfucker:

my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.

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burgerkid:

trying to run away from my problems like

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no:

Is it too late to try to be myspace famous

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ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

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